Guyssssss im here to whine and cry and complain abt my fucking wisdom tooth. Like I dont want it ok im fine my teeth are fine before buy now the very back of my gum is hurting and throbbing because this stupid wisdom tooth is doing shit. And let me tell you I cant even closee my mouth cause my gum is like swollen or maybe not cause the tooth want to break through my gum. Anyway I cant close my mouth fully so when I talk it sounds like I have lisps and its freaking annoying because I need to talk to customet. Also its so hard for me to eat I think im having porridge for dinner. I had to swallow my food as I cant properly chew it ugh my poor throat and tummy. BASICALLY FUCK YOU WISDOM TEETH
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
tbqh it fucking pisses me off when people post those photo sets like “oh well not EVERYTHING is bad in NK like look at these pictures of happy people!!!1”like lol ok those staged pictures released by the gov’t are a great representation of the country k
Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
repeat after me
- there’s nothing “slutty” or inherently wrong about posting nudes for attention
- wanting attention is okay
- being proud of your body is a beautiful thing
- let’s stop perpetuating the idea that being open with your body/sexuality is somehow a shameful or negative thing because it isn’t
- and if that makes me slutty or shameful then good i want to be the sluttiest slut of them ALL
- kiss my cute butt